![]() ![]() Why has Lee still not explained things to Rachel? LEE! SUCKS! What was the pyrotechnic budget for this DDR competition? They practiced for months only to … wing it during the competition? This gives me hives. Just a reminder, because I can’t stop thinking about the chain. In what world would Lee not come watch Elle compete? That’s got to be a rule. How has Elle spent weeks palling around town with the hot new guy and not even remotely mentioned it to Noah? How many hours a week do they spend at this arcade? How many dollars in quarters does this cost weekly? Does nobody else in this town ever want to use the DDR machine? Why is Lee not stepping in to tell Rachel that it’s not Elle’s fault he never talked to Elle about being less of a third wheel? BRB, getting “Lee Flynn sucks” tattooed on my bicep. How did nobody in the age of 2020 not snap a video or photo of Elle and Marco dancing and send it immediately to Noah? What is the social committee’s per-dance budget at a Los Angeles County day school. ![]() Lee decided to change the group Halloween costume idea and then just didn’t tell Rachel? Why are we not discussing how Lee sucks? Why are we shoehorning a gay B-plot into this movie? It’s fine, you made a movie entirely about straight people. Lee invited his girlfriend over to carve pumpkins and then just did it without her? Why are we not discussing how Lee sucks? ![]() Just some random strumming and humming, but spiritually this is “Wonderwall.” Is Marco about to bust out his guitar and play “Wonderwall”? What teenager goes to a concert and leaves their phone at home? With the ringer on?Īre Elle and Marco going to make out on this Ferris wheel?Īre Elle and Marco going to make out on this beach? Oh, wait, Noah does have a roommate? Where was this mysterious roommate? Does he also have his own fireplace?ĭid they ever discuss splitting the $50,000 prize, or is Marco just doing this out of the goodness of his heart and the apparent fact that he has no homework to do? When Did Elle and Lee find time to make custom DDR T-shirts to practice in? Perhaps in the time not spent doing their homework?Īgain, I repeat, where are the bullies in this school? Why does nobody bully Lee mercilessly for this intercom declaration of love?ĭid they just swap out one of the OMG actresses for somebody completely different and think we wouldn’t notice? Is firewood included in Harvard’s room-and-board rate? What was the firewood budget for this movie? Why do they keep referring to it as Boston? It’s Cambridge, and Noah, a first year at Harvard, would want you to know this!ĭid Jacob Elordi and Joey King break up before they started filming this? Or during it? Was that extremely awkward?Īh, yes, just two kids from Los Angeles who love the Red Sox?įrom top: Unverified. Where is her college counselor? Or high-school english teacher? Or truly anybody to tell her that restating the application question in the answer is a waste of valuable application characters.ĭoes Lee’s girlfriend, Rachel, not care that he’s literally dating Elle? Who is going to tell her that it’s not “cover the cost of college in Boston money?” When do these kids do any homework? Does their school test them exclusively on DDR moves? The kid who transferred into school like a week ago has already formed a band? Okay, what person applies to Harvard, Boston University, Tufts, and Boston College? Those are four distinctly different schools, Elle! How do these homecoming nominations work? One nomination puts your name on the ballot? Oh, come on … is that an Eames chair? Somebody call up Amy Sherman-Palladino and tell her she’s been dethroned as the titleholder for creator of “most unrealistic Ivy League dorm room.” Please tell me he at least has a twin XL bed. Hmmm, weird, is it possible that there is a better way to get your girlfriend to call you back that involves openly communicating that you’d like to have a conversation, instead of calling her during school and pretending to be her father?Įxcuse me, but what first-year dorm has a functional wood-burning fireplace? Look, I’m all for teenage girls being able to wear truly whatever they want, finger-tipped-length shorts and two-finger-width tank-top straps be damned … But wasn’t there a whole thing in the last movie about how short her skirt was? Because the skirt Elle is currently wearing is the same size.Īm I supposed to believe that Rachel, Lee, and Elle spent all summer hanging out together and never figured out the configuration for who sits where in the car? Also, what the hell kind of high-school senior is texting her boyfriend shit like “take care”? ![]()
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